They Said It

The following exchanges actually took place in courtrooms across the country.

Q: Is there any reason why you couldn't serve as a juror in this case?

A: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

Q: Can't they do without you at work?

A: Yes, but I don't want them to know that.

Q: Doctor, as a result of your examination of the plaintiff, is the young lady pregnant?

A: The young lady is pregnant--but not as a result of my examination.

Q: When was the last time you saw the deceased?

A: At his funeral.

Q: Did he make any comments to you at that time?

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